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On the CDST “Freddie Mercury Retrograde” Show (Part 2):

Too Saban’s Alabama isn’t as resilient as True Romance’s Alabama …..

On the CDST “Freddie Mercury Retrograde” Show (Part 2):
— Honing those interview skills with Peter Gibbons in Office Space (“I generally come in 15 minutes late, use the side-door entrance so Lumberg can’t see me, and then space out … in any given work week, I probably do about 15 minutes of real work … the thing is, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s just that I don’t care … and here’s something else, Bob, I have 8 different bosses now…”)
— “Well, I guess that just about wraps it up … attention all units, this is Sgt. Stadenko… we may be lost due to incompetence”
— A pharmacological assessment of Caruso’s contamination quotient … you won’t believe the results (his new initials should be CVS)
— The ethics of sucker punching (there are none)
— Who’s the bigger freak … Burfict or King Ndomakong
— Some of us refuse to face facts that the Patriots will be back
— Under heavy cross examination regarding the Ravens, Maahk adroitly evades evaluation of NE’s slow as molasses linebackers
— Going back and forth between Andy’s army vs. Trashyhill’s Titans and the formerly frazzled Falcons sticking it to FaBrees and the fainting Saints
— Did ChabDog really fall off the Ben bandwagon … how about Rudy the water boy!
— Frank rooting for the Pats … yes that is a truly sick thought
— More from the hopelessly obnoxious housewives from Southie … “those girls give me a headache”
— All about no holds barred trips to the Big House
— Tales of a fracas with a 6 ft. 8 virgin Goliath
— Why getting smacked in the ribs is a real bummer
— Back to some “True Romance” … this is one Alabama who knew how to corkscrew hereself out of a tough situation (hey Saban… take some notes!); Patricia Arquette in leopard pants vs. a grinning Gandolfini (“Where’s our coke, where’s Clarence and when’s he coming back? … What’s the matter baby, can’t breathe? The first time you kill somebody, that’s the hardest. Snow at the end of the rainbow. This is it baby. The moment of truth. Got a lot of heart kid. Wanna Play. Wanna play with daddy. Stick it in daddy. Wait … you look ridiculous.”)
— No Well-read, “The Depaaahted” is not a Western (I have to admit I could never bear to watch it) (Markie Mark’s even good in it) (the only complaint is that Matt Damon’s Boston accent stunk)… you’ve got to hear the Caruso review
— Queen’s Mercurial advice on how to Keep Yourself Alive during this retrogressive period of orbit (and what is a Belladonic haze?)
— ChabDog’s right on the mark when he said the Steelers would have their Richie Aprille moment and make Goff cry (“What’s the matter … you gonna cry?”)


On the CDST Freddie Mercury Retrograde Show (Part 1):

More gratuitous Captain Kirk and Buccaneer bashing (we spoke too soon)

On the CDST Freddie Mercury Retrograde Show (Part 1):
— A timely weather update (thank you Alexa)
— Time to rename the Jets-Giants home digs to Waste Management Stadium
— Where’s Waldo has been replaced by Where’s Antonio
— Holding the refs’ hands while they hold a meeting to determine what’s holding
— More gratuitous Captain Kirk and Buccaneer bashing (we spoke too soon)
— Our theory is that Adam got hired because of his engrossing gaze
— Details on a juicy lawsuit against an NFL team for wrongful termination
— Tank elaborates on the current state of tanking
— Why the Skins are asking for trouble by starting Haskins
— Officiating is officially offensive … too many effing flags
— Practice makes perfect (someone needs to be reminded of this)
— There’s no mystery why OSU likes suspending valuable players against MD
— Putting a microscope on the Golden Domers’ schedule
— Minnesota’s making hay, and it’s about time people started taking notice
— An unforgettable Eddie Orgy impression (“I gotta hummer, … you’ve got a hummer”)
— Maahk figures out how to make Frank root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl (no way he’ll be pulling for the Niners, if they could shatter the perfection of the Shulan Dolphins of 71-72)
— Apparently, NE’s left tackle Marshall Newhouse was to blame for last week’s loss to the Ravens
— Speaking of the Ravens, Fleming flounders with his bellowing for the Bengals
— Celtics are so happy now they have a round peg in a round hole
— Making light of the Patriots’ Hall of Fame horsepower
— Gronk’s taking CBD to an extreme … expect him back in no time
— Underestimating the sad state of Reid’s ability to read his own defense
— Cleveland-Buff sparks a spirited debate
— Another Giant mistake going with Big Blue
— Too bad for Arthur that he was shooting blanks on the sidelines after it got to 28-3.
— Is Brian Lynley related to Carol?
— Stan nearly causes hysteria with misinformation about an RG III sighting
— Sorry, but who in their right mind cares about Carolina
— All about things breaking down now that Mercury’s in Retrograde
— Don Cherriot’s of Fire (say it isn’t so … he can’t go)
— Detroit at Chicago … do we really have to talk about it?
— Is there anything true about Trubisky? I guess so…
— Maahk mistakely bolts for the Colts… bad move … and then goes with the Niners on the Monday Nighter so he can keep his dream alive
— Sorry for those who failed to see things the Steelers’ way (can’t say ChabDog didn’t try to warn you)
— Yes, Zeke was copping some ZZZs against the Viking D
— More analysis of the little steppy steps taken by girdle guy Jason Witten