— Why you have to have a good o-line to go with your franchise QB; but don’t cry for Andrew … he’s not out of luck
— Flashback promo to the ChabDog-KCAA days
— Getting dictatorial on how to use the zip line (better get rid of those bananas and bricks in your pockets)
— Choice lines from Dragnet, including: “Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman?” “No they’re quite impressive, bordering on spectacular” “When one of us makes the collar, all of us make the collar” “How come his is so much bigger than yours?” “May’m” “Useless scum lapping #@$@#$#@$bag” “I guess its just you and me and your balls and this drawer”
— All about “The Burbs”
— Scotty from Boogey Nights, may he rest in peace
— Can you ever rest easy with “cocky” Mark Brasier pitching to men on base? It seems the prospect of a wild pitch impairs his ability to keep it down.
— Caruso brags about Brandon’s special curveball.
— Keith Foulke tales (yes, a closer can survive without a fast fastball)
— Why it may be a blessing to have the Yankees on your schedule in September.
— Eric calls in, telling us he was apparently very engrossed with the first 90 minutes of his show
— One of us inexplicably starts pimping Brian Hoyah
— What exactly is it about Jared Stidham that has Billy B. so enthralled.
— No Well-read, The Big Tuna is not a member of The Tribe.
— A tutorial on how to not lose your head .. in bed (try and name the Red Sox 1986 starting line up, thinking about doing your math homework, or laundry)
— What’s really going on at TB 12.
— Dreaming about Stanley, “The Steamer”
— Memo to McNamara: Put in Stapleton for defensive purposes, you bozo
— We have visual proof that Wade Boggs rode horses in the Bronx, but what about in Boston?
— Going into what made The Babe’s bat illegal
— Who’s to fear in the AFC? NE, Pitt, KC, Denver and the Jags
— ChabDog also puts in a good word for the Ti-tans.
— We take the show home via Springsteen’s “Thunder Road”

“May’m”

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On the “Opening a Sept. Can of Worms” CDST show (Part One):

— We help “glass half empty” Frankie Midnight lists the many things he’d rather do instead of watching the Dullfins … including 2 days locked in solitary confinement with an insurance salesman….; later he breaks into a stirring rendition of “tanking for Tua”
— A reminder to everyone to make the most of this life … while you can
— Exploring the justification for sub-.300 hitters in the baseball HoF (there are 62 position players that did not meet this standard)
— Stan explains that he’s met Killer Harmon and Ian Desmond, “you’re no Killebrew”.
— Eating like a Bird, now means refusing to eat bad contracts … just ask the Orios and their decision to continue to play super failure Chris Davis
— Learnin about Monte Irvin
— The Tigers going 23-6 to end the season and avoid a 100 loss booby prize… in a pig’s eye, for sure?
— Hanzer Alberto? What’s that? A new kind of shampoo?
— Bemoaning the lack of variety atop Men’s pro tennis (but did we speak too soon)
— Is Isner the future of for American Men? We hope not.
— How to take over 1/2 of a reasonably large gym facility with your largely superfluous entourage? Just ask Sharapova.
— Serena showing her largeness, not largess, in a purple people eater outfit.
— Just how seriously staggering is the US Open purse? Ask both the men and the women.
— Breaking down the unbreakable Martucchi Bat … and how about that sales price of $200 +
— ChabDog has vision that Wawrinka and Djoker will be a match to watch … and combined with Ber’s recollection of a previous flat performance by Novak … that should of been a harbinger of things to come later in the day
— Explaining the dynamics of deciding whether to go with one hand or two on the backhand side
— Previewing Fed-Goffin and Cilic-Nadal
— Remembering Mac and Ilie in ’79 at the Open
— Decrying the absence of on-court antics (and no, Rafa, we’re not talking about pulling at your shorts … front or back)
— How to make Pete Sampras look like Mr. Personality … give him an updated ATP card.
— All about the very evil Hyannis parking lot lady (she’s related to Adoph)
— Why there will never be another Johnny U
— Brady is the picture of youth … shades of Dorian Gray (is there a picture like that in Tommy’s room as well?)
— Maahk gets excited think about how NE will kick the !@#@!$ outta the Steelers next Sunday night… indeed, a disturbing thought
— Poor Patriots have to find 6 strong guys to carry out those Super Bowl trophies
— In terms of being well preserved, can anyone top 70+ Hog Hannah?
— And now that he’s gotten his eye fixed, Jim Rice looks maahvelous. Is he hanging around with Mr. Nugenix, Frank Thomas.
— Discussing how Fla St. completely lost their poise against Boise; and quite a hot seat now for Willie Taggert
— Caruso recommends eating creampuffs early in the college football season to avoid wrinkles
— As for Andrew Luck, he apparently had a lot more than a high ankle sprain.
— Some paranoia about a Hoyer signing
— Tank mysteriously goes easy on Cantankerous Cabbie by declining bragging rights over the Scarlet Knight’s recent beheading of the Minute Men
— Celebrating Notre Dame and their very independent football program
— and more

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