Category Archives: NCAA FB

On the “Time to come clean with Week 17” CDST Show:

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College Football Update, Recap and Perspectives, Saturday, 12-28-19:

Clemson was clutch, while Ohio State clutched up, and if you dare to do battle with Dabo, you had better have your you-know-what wired tight.

College Football Update:

— Clemson was clutch, while Ohio State clutched up, and if you dare to do battle with Dabo, you had better have your you-know-what wired tight. A few critical penalties, miscommunications between QB and receivers and blown tackles is all it took to give the Tigers their opening, and Trevor and Travis were huge when they had to be. The world of college football should be extremely happy as the two best teams (without any doubt) are now poised to meet in what should be a memorable title game. #Tigers #Buckeyes
PS — honorable mention must go out to both Fields and the Herculean hobbit Dobbins, who did just about (but not quite) everything they could to pull their team through …

— Sooner or later the leaky OU defense was going to be exposed, and by the time Burrow got through with them for an outrageous 7 TDs, the wreckage of the Sooner Schooner was strewn all over the Peach Bowl premises. #Sooners #Tigers

College Football Update, Recap and Perspectives, Friday, 12-27-19:

College Football Update:

— In what might be billed the Red River Jr. affair, Aggies ride past the stalled Cowboys with QB Kellen killing it on the ground rather than through the air. #Aggies #Cowboys
— Mack’s Heels keep trucking by running over the defenseless Owls in the Military Bowl. #TarHeels #Owls
— Iowa explodes with a 7-TD outburst that leaves nice guy Helton with hell to pay, and his leaky Trojans with embarrassing egg all over their faces. #Trojans #Hawkeyes

On the “Sweet Week 16” CDST show (Part 1):

Texans were overjoyed to have a J-date with J-miss Winston

On the “Sweet Week 16” CDST show (Part 1):

— Tank rolls in to give us a sobering assessment of Giants/Jets stadium (if you’re hungry, don’t be in any rush to get to the facility in East Rutherford … better to hang out at the tailgate)
— Now Citi Field that’s a different story (how about the mouth watering pastrami sammiches, the designer Japanese joint, and the rest of the food court?)
— Frank does his best Biden impression, getting noticeably tongue tied over the kicken by Ficken, before revealing his strong inkling that Gang Green will sink the Black ‘N Gold, and then predicting that the Patriots will be vulnerable in the AFC East in 5 or 6 years.
— the Burrfect choice for Vontez: playoff win vs. head hunting on Antonio Brown
— Will Brady ever ride off into the sunset? Nah!!!!!
— Belichick’s retort when confronted with Bengal spying … “Well, you know, that’s how I do it?”
— Those poor Devils who play in The Garden State and who’ve been lost due to incompetence in the Third Period since freaking Columbus Day; hey hey PK, you’re living large with Lindsay, but lately stinking on ice (2 steps up, then more than a few down)Time to pile on the Islander ferry boat (3rd best in the Wales)

— Comparing the always sick Knicks with the stabilized Nets
— Was Porcello a poor choice for the Mets?
— Memories of Big Bad Ben Mcadoolittle
— All about Tommy Boy auditioning for Chariots of Fire as he strains to attain the goal line (too bad the fat lineman didn’t go for the gratuitous head fake and body slammed him to the ground instead)
— Inside scoop on Edelman …. he’s playing with virtually a broken everything (reaching Patrice Bergeron levels) (a Jewish Willis Reed)
— How a court failed when it tried to play the dangerous game, “Pin the klonopin on the Caruso”
— ChabDog just can’t get excited about the NFC (not even thrilling)
— Since when does Boise State forget to show up at a bowl game … even if it happens to be the useless Nevada Bowl
— Somebody needs to make Florida Atlantic atone for subjecting us to the Boca Raton Bowl
— Liberty plays in the Religious Cure Bowl
— And how can they have two bowl games in both Orlando and New Orleans?
— Frisco’s “Fat in the Can” Bowl… where they play more than soccer; yes, the Dallas Stars shine there (yes, yours truly was speaking the truth)
— Texans were overjoyed to have a J-date with J-miss Winston
— Trying to get a grasp of the top tier status of Garoppolo
— Temporary trash strike in Philly, as the Eagles soar against the ‘Boys (only one of our panelists smelled this out)
— Why didn’t I realize the Chargers have completely lost their connection with local LA fans, as well as with winning (even against the Raiders)
— Our very special Xmas promo (how to ask for presents you really want … and we’re not talking Peanuts)
— Yes, ATL will crack Jax over their knees in support of dear departed coach Dan
— A total consensus against slight favorite TN
— Caruso can’t resist the Skins (what was he smoking?)
— PIttsburgh’s missing a middle linebacker, but their defense is still great (that’s not the problem)
— Are the Dolphins still tanking for Tua? Even so, it’s with Miami we go (sorry Cincy)
— Someone please tell Frank’s neighbor Ralph that the Colts have quit (except for today’s game against careless Carolina)

On the “Bribery Tutorial” edition of CDST (Part 1):

Hey, if Duncan can play goalie in the GEICO commercial, Tank can certainly play catcher for the Mets …

On the “Bribery Tutorial” edition of CDST (Part 1):
— Well-read recounts his latest episode of “I dream of Tank”; wow, he’s now blocking the plate for the obscenes from Queens (hey, if Duncan can play goalie in the GEICO commercial, he can play catcher)
— Needed somebody to help us out re Fouts (w/regard to the HoF, yes, thankfully he’s in)
— Delving into the genesis of those Saturday Night nightmares
— OU vs. Baylor …. nice but not thrilling … and that Big 12 Sooner defense is not built for the BCS
— Clemson’s on a collision course with the Burrowing Machine (hey, Joe, watch out for Dabo)
— Speculating about the OSU halftime pep talk (was Eddie George or his photogenic mom involved?)
— A special song from Sir MIxalot with plenty of ifs, ands and butts … for my good friend Chuck (yes, the genre of men that this speaks to is still out there)
— Eric reiterates the importance of always keeping things in proportion
— Jalen Hurts returns to the spotlight with his fellow conquerors from Norman, and this is a good thing
— USC … must be bound for the Holiday Bowl… to play Penn St. (Eric our Bowlmaster take pains to so ordaines)
— A rather rude political interlude involving the supposed chiding of Biden by an 83 year old Wilfed Brimley impersonator (“You’re a damn liar, man, … that’s why I’m not sendentary, … and you want to check my shape on, let’s do push ups together …get your words straight, Jack, …look fat, here’s the deal…”)
— Nepotism in politics … it comes with the territory, but common sense dictates certain limits
— Never Trumper Nancy and the mantra of never hating
— Sidney Bernstein CPA gets upbraided for his unpaid tickets, but actually they belong to his wife (Cuff me? Is there something I have in this office … that could make you kind of forget you’re holding those pink tickets … ouch let go of my arm, $200 … there’s one, there’s two, they’re real crisp)
— Don’t make light of Lamar’s limp-wristed throwing style; it’s highly effective, especially when tossed to Chariots of Fire music (but ChabDog contends Maahk is off case with suggestions that the Baltimore QB plays for the pink team … sounds like there’s some projection going on)
— We break the bad news to Caruso that a Boston pro sports team finally lost at home (sorry Bruins)
— Unfortunately, there’s no breaking ground on some unfounded dirt to be unearthed re Malcolm Butler’s suspension for Super Bowl 52,,,, we’ll have to get the Sports e-cyclopedia to look into this … or maybe breakout the roofies laced with sodium pentothal
— Calling out Stevie Belichick for not really calling the plays for his daddy’s team
— Feeling sorry (not) for a flu-ridden bunch of pansies who were too sick to run their two-minute offense in Houston lol
— Looks like nobody does beat Majomes two times in three years
— Musical mates can indeed be toxic between teammates
— And what about Bob Kraft’s synagogue membership (has it been revoked?)
— Pedro for Carl Pavano — or is it Spackler?– along with Brian Rose (yeah that’s a good deal)
— One of us is being an unabashed shill for the Bills (bad move)
— Speculating about exactly who booked passage to Jeffrey Epstein’s island
— Backing into the Skins getting the points against Green Bay would have been a very gutless … and wise move
— Denver jackets have no business being on the body of any sport fan … when accompanied by a Patriots hat
— Yours truly correctly identifies Denver getting 9.5 as a lock over Houston in an obvious trap game
— No way for NO against Jimmy G. … if only we had seen the light
— Thank you Cincy for the incredible half point bad bat against the spread
— Yes, we were very smart to be scared throwing in our lots with Carolina (sorry Maahk)
— Messy Marvin Lewis to Washington … yes, you heard it here
— Way to go Detroit (falling to Minnesota by only 13)
— Miami continues to be trustworthy now that there’s no tanking for Tua
— Pushing our luck trying to pick TB vs. Indy

On the “Sick of Leftovers & Alabama” CDST Show (Part 1):

The Iron Bowl was a big headache for Little Nicky…

On the “Sick of Leftovers & Alabama” CDST Show (Part 1):
— Eric the Well-read stands tall as one helluva stand in
— College football run down … including the saga of gambling man, ex-Trojan Josh Shaw … sour Saban falling short at Auburn … and no time to be sick of The Ohio State
— A classic clip from No Country For Old Men (better be careful what you ask sugary Anton Chigurh) (instructions on how to proceed with a toin coss) (“this coin has been traveling 22 years to be here”)(“don’t put it in your pocket, where it’ll be mixed in with the others and become just another”)
— an unforgettable trip with the Big Green Van (attention all units, this is Sgt. Stadenko … we’re changing from a code green to a code red)
— Frank the Tank pops in with a giant black dildo and then Marc proceeds to bust his balls
— Take a walk on the wild side,as we run roughshod through our massive library of classic clips, quotes and sound bites
— Hear Marc take Barstool to school… “they can’t goof on our boy” … those are our pledges
— A sprinkle of Chris Walken, and then some raw, unchecked Billy Belichick (no days off)
— Find out what a frontier psychiatrist is really like,as told by the Avalanches (that boy needs therapy)
— Billy Squier’s on fire … from way back in 2005 … “Rock Me Tonite”
— A weather update from Boston … if you stuck your sack to a metal pole it would definitely stick
— Good advice for Wolverine fans: turn that TV off
— Beating Dallas … contain Elliott and Prescott and let the others beat you
— The latest on Steve Grogan (what a warrior) and the greatness of Mosi Tatupu
— Giants host Green Bay (worthless vs. weak … take weak)
— Skins vs. Panthers (Well-read trashes Washington, and then unknowingly makes the brilliant move of picking them)
— Caruso goes 0-3, by picking the Niners to shave the Ravens, and then predicts an RG-3 type explosion before Christmas
— The trend wasn’t your friend in TN vs. Indy (yes, Eric, Vinny was the difference, but not in the way you expected)
— Poor Patriots flew to Houston with the flu … so there’s your built in excuse (that’s what happens when youz guys do all those jacuzzis together)
— ChabDog checks in all hot and bothered about the 10 am Browns-Steelers telecast on CBS, but not everyone can understand (he warned you guys… take Pittsburgh getting the points)