When it came to weight, these were the five Presidents who were most full of it … whatever it is:

When it came to weight, these were the five Presidents who were most full of it … whatever it is:

1. Big Bill Taft (the lovable “Big Lub”) (340 … and then some)

2. Grover “the voracious veto man” Cleveland (2 sitty)

3. Mc”Donald’s” Trump (coming in at a relatively svelte 239 … give or take a few Happy Meals)

4. Chubby Chester Arthur (I’ve seen a few pictures, and this guy looked a little more than 224; he had great chops, and also ate a few)

5. 2 Bills and some change Clinton (making the top five at 223, even with his very unhealthy, lunchtime running regimen)

PS — I think I just saw Al Czervik throw tiny James Madison a twenty and tell him to gain some … 100 pounds just won’t cut it, even for a guy who’s no taller than Klobuchar…

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