CATCHER — MIKE PIAZZA

FIRST — WITHOUT QUESTION .. MARV “THROW IT AWAY” THRONEBERRY (WITH BILL BUCKNER IN THE NOT SO DISTANT REAR VIEW MIRROR)

SECOND — STEVE SAX

SHORT — DON BUDDIN

THIRD — EDWIN “THE DEFENSIVE ABOMINATION” ENCARNACION (KUNG FU PANDA HORRIBLE MENTION)

OUTFIELD — CANSECO, KINGMAN AND LOU PINIELLA (EXCEPT FOR THAT LUCKY CATCH IN THE SUN AGAINST THE RED SOX IN 1978)

PITCHER — JON “I CAN’T THROW TO FIRST” LESTER