ChabDog’s Aussie Open Conversation Openers (Men’s Singles, Day 2):
— “What me worry” Paire nearly stubs his big toe against Stebe, but the best beard in sports … survives. Sorry Harden, Paire’s is without compare.
— Novak loses a set but hardly breaks a sweat while stuffing Stuff.
— Japan’s latest sensation, the Tasumian Devil outguns Gunneswaran.
— Homeboy Millman seen milling around the 2nd Round, and the locals are pleased.
— Fabulous escape by Fabio from the ridiculous reach of long tall Reilly.
— To the dismay of most of the ladies in the crowd, little Agut wins another Spanish Civil War over over lover boy Lopez.
— Dusan dusts off Kyle Edmund.
— More tennis for Tennys.
— Leonardo definitely needed to be more on the ball against Tommy Paul.
— Stan narrowly avoids collateral damage against Damir.
— Gulbus takes a big gulp and fortifies himself in four.