— TO SEE SOME MORE TITANIC UPSETS IN THE PLAYOFFS
— TO LEARN WHETHER OR NOT MAHOMES IS REALLY PIGEON-TOED — TO FIND JASON GARRETT ANOTHER JOB (GETTING TIRING HEARING ABOUT HIS IMMINENT FIRING)
— TO GET SNAKE STABLER INTO THE TOP 100 OF NFL PLAYERS AND MOVE MR. INT FAVRE OUT (BECAUSE IT’S QUALITY OVER QUANTITY)
— TO ELBOW BIG BEN BACK INTO THE LINEUP AND GET SOME OFFENSIVE COORDINATION BACK IN PITTSBURGH
— TO SEEING DOBBINS DOING HIS BOBBIN AND WEAVIN NEXT YEAR — TO BRINGING COSELL BACK TO MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AND GOWDY AND BRODIE BACK FOR SOME AFC GAMES OF THE WEEK, ALONG WITH THAT AMAZING NFL ON NBC JINGLE
— TO GET NICK FOLES ON MY SHOW, SO I CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT THAT INDUSTRIAL DISEASE DOWN IN J-VILLE
— TO SEE HOW IT FEELS WEARING THAT JUSTIN TUCKER JERSEY FOR MORAL SUPPORT AGAINST THE EVIL EMPIRE OF KRAFT’S PRODUCTION.
Defy Life 