New Year’s Eve NFL Resolutions:

— TO SEE SOME MORE TITANIC UPSETS IN THE PLAYOFFS

— TO LEARN WHETHER OR NOT MAHOMES IS REALLY PIGEON-TOED — TO FIND JASON GARRETT ANOTHER JOB (GETTING TIRING HEARING ABOUT HIS IMMINENT FIRING)

— TO GET SNAKE STABLER INTO THE TOP 100 OF NFL PLAYERS AND MOVE MR. INT FAVRE OUT (BECAUSE IT’S QUALITY OVER QUANTITY)

— TO ELBOW BIG BEN BACK INTO THE LINEUP AND GET SOME OFFENSIVE COORDINATION BACK IN PITTSBURGH

— TO SEEING DOBBINS DOING HIS BOBBIN AND WEAVIN NEXT YEAR — TO BRINGING COSELL BACK TO MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AND GOWDY AND BRODIE BACK FOR SOME AFC GAMES OF THE WEEK, ALONG WITH THAT AMAZING NFL ON NBC JINGLE

— TO GET NICK FOLES ON MY SHOW, SO I CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT THAT INDUSTRIAL DISEASE DOWN IN J-VILLE

— TO SEE HOW IT FEELS WEARING THAT JUSTIN TUCKER JERSEY FOR MORAL SUPPORT AGAINST THE EVIL EMPIRE OF KRAFT’S PRODUCTION.

NOV 27 1977, FEB 11 1978, FEB 12 1978 Curt Gowdy (R) & John Brodie ***** Credit: Denver Post (Denver Post via Getty Images)

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