— Donald pays a visit to the country estate and teaches his son how to make enemies bleed on the Twitter feed
— The latest news from the White House mess room … peach pie is banned, and there’s extra provisions made for malt balls, cheese burgers, Lays and an assortment of other midnight comfort foods…. and by the way… what happened to all those strawberries
— Before you know it, the family’s off to Mar-a-Lago, where their peerless leader has more room to kick back and fume, while Mrs. Trump’s mind wanders back to her child-Barron years.