NCAAF Top 25 Update, Recap and Perspectives, Saturday, 10-5-19:

Dawgs proceed with their urination on Volunteer nation

NCAAF Top 25 Update:

— GA politely allows Tennessee to pretend it belonged on the same field, before delivering a fatal love letter Fromm the heart, … and the Dawgs proceed with their urination on Volunteer nation. #Bulldogs #Volunteer
— Nice start for the Spartans, but it’s all a big green illusion, as the stark reality of OSU’s highly superior talent came home to roost, to the delight of the silver and red boosters at the Shoe. #Spartans #Buckeyes
— Cal falls to Ore in a game that would make most football enthusiasts snore. #BoldenBears #Ducks
— Mustangs had scarcely finished self-congratulations on making the Top 25 poll when they were caught up in a torrential Golden — —- Hurricane that seemingly came out of nowhere. Now they’re thanking their lucky stars that Tulsa’s shot itself in the foot with botched field goals in OT. #GoldenHurricane #Mustangs
— Golden Domers definitely strike gold by scheduling the gutter ballers from Bowling Green. #Falcons #FightingIrish
— OK State’s porous resistance gets red the riot act in Lubbock by the Red Raiders. Time for them to fall with a thud out of the Top 25. #Cowboys #RedRaiders
— Texas’ No. 1 gunslinger Ehrlinger had the biggest gun in today’s not-so-competitive shootout in Morgantown. #Longhorns #Mountaineers
— Gator D passes another test with flying colors when they tame the SEC’s blue and orange tigers; enjoy your celebration now, because it will be a lot tougher next week when you have to deal with those of the purple and gold variety. #Tigers #Gators
— Homecoming at State College spelled gloom and doom for Purdue, which was completely done after Quarter 1. Time for the poor Boilermakers to commiserate with their fellow Big 10 misfits at Maryland after getting drubbed by Penn State. #Boilermakers #NittanyLions
— Kent gets bent out of shape, and incinerated, by the resident vandals at Camp Randall. #GoldenFlashes #Badgers
— Say it ain’t so Joe; Tigers score a season low 42, but have no problem burying the Aggies behind Burrow. #Tigers #Aggies
— With its surprising win over the AAC winning machine that is UCF, Cincy’s football program is officially back on the map (wait, were they ever on the map in the first place?).
— Stodgy Michigan overcomes the harmless Hawkeyes with a defensive arm bar and an offense that consists of 1 yard and cloud of dust. Somewhere in heaven Bo Shem is smiling wistfully. #Hawkeyes #Wolverines
— In Lawrence, the Jayhawks shock the world by hanging in for the first quarter, but sooner or later the rout was on for the Sooners. #Sooners #Jayhawks
— ChabDog can’t hold up this post for the outcome Cardinal-Huskies … because ChabDog can’t stand watching god-awful, boring as hell Stanford. #Cardinal #Huskies

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