— BIDEN FORGETTING HIS WEBSITE ADDRESS, STUMBLING OVER CRITICAL ATTACK MANEUVERS AND USING WEIRDLY OFF-PUTTING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS (AN ODD COMBINATION OF SMILING AND AVOIDING EYE CONTACT) DURING EXCHANGES WITH OTHER DEBATERS

— HARRIS REFUSING TO DEFEND HER RECORD AS CALIFORNIA AG WITH ANY SPECIFICS

— THE CONTRIVED TAG TEAM OF WARREN AND SANDERS, WHICH BEAT THE REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS TAG LINE TO A BLOODY PULP AND MADE FOR AN OBSESSIVE PROGRESSIVE DISCUSSION

— THE WIDELY SMILING, USED CAR SALESMAN BOOKER DESPERATELY LOOKING TO BOOK A PLACE IN THE NEXT ROUND

— DE BLASIO UNABASHEDLY GOING ROGUE WITH THE VOGUE “TAX THE HELL OUT OF THE WEALTHY”

— A SOMEWHAT FRANTIC GILLIBRAND REPEATEDLY STEADYING HERSELF WITH A DEATH GRIP OF THE INNOCENT LECTERN MIC