Turned on Tigers jump the fence and head for cozy rocks you might find at the OC Zoo.
— Detroit’s timid Tigers get turned on by the big rocks just beyond center field in Anaheim, and decide to jump fence with a couple big homers from Miggy and Jordy. #Tigers #Angels
— Amid all the misery that has been piled on their high altitude doorstep over the past month, the Rockies can take solace in the fact that they have in fact won 3 of 4 against the hated Dodgers. #Dodgers #Rockies
— Nats are brazenly capitalizing on a growing reservoir of confidence; could this be the year that all those chunky monkeys get peeled off their backsides. Rendon is certainly doing his level best to make this happen. #Braves #Nationals
It would appear as though the terrible Pirates have officially thrown in the terrible towel. #Pirates #Reds
— Yes, at 1-10, Baltimore’s Hess has a record that is now … well, a real mess. #Orioles #Padres