NSFW Jokes That Will Get You Fired

Here are 5 jokes that will ensure your early dismissal.

These are perfect to pull out on your last day with the company or at the Christmas party right after you have gotten your annual bonus check.

  1. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?

Answer: You have to chew before you swallow


  1. What do eating pussy and smoking cigarettes have in common?

Answer: The closer you get to the butt the worse it taste


  1. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Answer: Full


  1. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

Answer: A seatbelt


  1. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Answer: She gagged

Remember, use at your own risk and only if you have no intention on ever coming back and are not in need of references from the people you have just offended.

Source BuzzFeed

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