2017 NFL Draft Emoji Grades

We decided to shake up the mundane NFL draft grades because… Defy Life!

Welp… the 2017 NFL Draft is officially in the books. With that, you’re guaranteed to see countless experts handing out grades for each team. Whether it be letter grades or a scale of 1-to-10, the traditional post-draft grade is lame as hell a bit stale. So, we decided to have a little fun with the exercise and dish out our grades in the form of emoji. Enjoy! 😁


Arizona Cardinals: 💯💵👀

  • 1-13: Haason Reddick, LB (Temple)
  • 2-36: Budda Baker, S (Washington)
  • 3-98: Chad Williams, WR (Grambling State)
  • 4-115: Dorian Johnson, OL (Pittsburgh)
  • 5-157: Will Holden, OL (Vanderbilt)
  • 5-179: T.J. Logan, RB (North Carolina)
  • 6-208: Johnathan Ford, S (Auburn)

Atlanta Falcons: 🚑🙉🙊

  • 1-25: Takkarist McKinley, DE (UCLA)
  • 3-75: Duke Riley, LB (LSU)
  • 4-136: Sean Harlow, OL (Oregon State)
  • 5-149: Damontae Kazee, CB (San Diego St)
  • 5-156: Brian Hill, RB (Wyoming)
  • 5-174: Eric Saubert, TE (Drake)

Baltimore Ravens: 🐘💤🎰

  • 1-16: Marlon Humphrey, CB (Alabama)
  • 2-47: Tyus Bowser, LB (Houston)
  • 3-74: Chris Wormley, DT (Michigan)
  • 3-78: Tim Williams, LB (Alabama)
  • 4-122: Nico Siragusa, OL (San Diego State)
  • 5-159: Jermaine Eluemunor, OL (Texas A&M)
  • 6-186: Chuck Clark, S (Virginia Tech)

Buffalo Bills: 👍✊✅

  • 1-27: Tre’Davious White, CB (LSU)
  • 2-37: Zay Jones, WR (East Carolina)
  • 3-63: Dion Dawkins, OL (Temple)
  • 5-163: Matt Milano, LB (Boston College)
  • 5-171: Nathan Peterman, QB (Pittsburgh)
  • 6-195: Tanner Vallejo, LB (Boise State)

Carolina Panthers: 🚀⚡👷

  • 1-8: Christian McCaffrey, RB (Stanford)
  • 2-40: Curtis Samuel, RB (Ohio State)
  • 2-64: Taylor Moton, OL (Western Michigan)
  • 3-77: Daeshon Hall, DL (Texas A&M)
  • 5-152: Corn Elder, CB (Miami)
  • 6-192: Alex Armah, FB (West Georgia)
  • 7-233: Harrison Butker, K (Georgia Tech)

Chicago Bears:❓💩🍺

  • 1-2: Mitch Trubisky, QB (North Carolina)
  • 2-45: Adam Shaheen, TE (Ashland)
  • 4-112: Eddie Jackson, S (Alabama)
  • 4-119: Tarik Cohen, RB (NC A&T)
  • 5-147: Jordan Morgan, OL (Kutztown)

Cincinnati Bengals: 💥🚩🎲

  • 1-9: John Ross, WR (Washington)
  • 2-48: Joe Mixon, RB (Oklahoma)
  • 3-73: Jordan Willis, DE (Kansas State)
  • 4-116: Carl Lawson, DE (Auburn)
  • 4-128: Josh Malone, WR (Tennessee)
  • 4-138: Ryan Glasgow, DT (Michigan)
  • 5-153: Jake Elliott, K (Memphis)
  • 5-176: J.J. Dielman, OL (Utah)
  • 6-193: Jordan Evans, LB (Oklahoma)
  • 6-207: Brandon Wilson, S (Houston)

Cleveland Browns: 👽👹🔥

  • 1-1: Myles Garrett, LB (Texas A&M)
  • 1-25: Jabrill Peppers, S (Michigan)
  • 1-29: David Njoku, TE (Miami)
  • 2-52: DeShone Kizer, QB (Notre Dame)
  • 3-65: Larry Ogunjobi, DT (Charlotte)
  • 4-126: Howard Wilson, CB (Houston)
  • 5-160: Roderick Johnson, OL (Florida State)
  • 6-185: Caleb Brantley, DL (Florida)
  • 7-224: Zane Gonzalez, K (Arizona State)

Dallas Cowboys: ☔❌✈

  • 1-28: Taco Charlton, DE (Michigan)
  • 2-60: Chidobe Awuzie, CB (Colorado)
  • 3-92: Jourdan Lewis, CB (Michigan)
  • 4-133: Ryan Switzer, WR (North Carolina)
  • 6-191: Xavier Woods, S (Louisiana Tech)
  • 6-216: Marquez White, CB (Florida State)
  • 7-228: Joey Ivie, DT (Florida)
  • 7-239: Noah Brown, WR (Ohio State)
  • 7-246: Jordan Carrell, DE (Colorado)

Denver Broncos: 👴🚼⛔

  • 1-20: Garett Bolles, T (Utah)
  • 2-51: DeMarcus Walker, DE (Florida State)
  • 3-82: Carlos Henderson, WR (Louisiana Tech)
  • 3-101: Brendan Langley, CB (Lamar)
  • 5-145: Jake Butt, TE (Michigan)
  • 5-172: Isaiah McKenzie, WR, (Georgia)
  • 6-203: DeAngelo Henderson, RB (Coastal Carolina)
  • 7-253: Chad Kelly, QB (Ole Miss)

Detroit Lions: 🎓🎥🃏

  • 1-21: Jarrad Davis, LB (Florida)
  • 2-53: Teez Tabor, CB (Florida)
  • 3-96: Kenny Golladay, WR (Northern Illinois)
  • 4-124: Jalen Reeves-Maybin, LB, Tennessee
  • 4-127: Michael Roberts, TE (Toledo)
  • 5-165: Jamal Agnew, DB (San Diego)
  • 6-205: Jeremiah Ledbetter, DT (Arkansas)
  • 6-215: Brad Kaaya, QB (Miami)
  • 7-250: Pat O’Connor, DE (Eastern Michigan)

Green Bay Packers: ⏳💪😎

  • 2-33: Kevin King, CB (Washington)
  • 2-61: Josh Jones, S (North Carolina State)
  • 3-93: Montravius Adams, DT (Auburn)
  • 4-108: Vince Biegel, LB (Wisconsin)
  • 4-134: Jamaal Williams, RB (BYU)
  • 5-175: DeAngelo Yancey, WR (Purdue)
  • 5-182: Aaron Jones, RB (UTEP)
  • 6-212: Kofi Amichia, T (USF)
  • 7-238: Devante Mays, RB (Utah State)
  • 7-247: Malachi Dupre, WR (LSU)

Houston Texans: 😀🐯🔜

  • 1-12: Deshaun Watson, QB (Clemson)
  • 2-57: Zach Cunningham, LB (Vanderbilt)
  • 3-89: D’Onta Foreman, RB (Texas)
  • 4-130: Julien Davenport, OL (Bucknell)
  • 4-142: Carlos Watkins, DL (Clemson)
  • 5-169: Treston Decoud, S (Oregon State)
  • 7-243: Kyle Fuller, C (Baylor)

Indianapolis Colts: 💰🔫📈

  • 1-15: Malik Hooker, S (Ohio State)
  • 2-46: Quincy Wilson, CB (Florida)
  • 3-80: Tarell Basham, DE (Ohio)
  • 4-137: Zach Banner, OL (USC)
  • 4-143: Marlon Mack, RB (USF)
  • 4-144: Grover Stewart, DL (Albany State)
  • 5-158: Nate Hairston, CB (Temple)
  • 5-161: Anthony Walker, LB (Northwestern)

Jacksonville Jaguars: 🚛🐻⁉

  • 1-4: Leonard Fournette, RB (LSU)
  • 2-34: Cam Robinson, T (Alabama)
  • 3-68: Dawuane Smoot, DL (Illinois)
  • 4-110: Dede Westbrook, WR (Oklahoma)
  • 5-148: Blair Brown, LB (Ohio)
  • 7-222: Jalen Myrick, CB (Minnesota)
  • 7-240: Marquez Williams, FB (Miami)

Kansas City Chiefs: 🔫😉💪

  • 1-10: Patrick Mahomes, QB (Texas Tech)
  • 2-59: Tanoh Kpassagnon, DL (Villanova)
  • 3-86: Kareem Hunt, RB (Toledo)
  • 4-139: Jehu Chesson, WR (Michigan)
  • 5-183: Ukeme Eligwe, LB (Georgia Southern)
  • 6-218: Leon McQuay III, S (USC)

Los Angeles Chargers: 💪👷💂

  • 1-7: Mike Williams, WR (Clemson)
  • 2-38: Forrest Lamp, OL (Western Kentucky)
  • 3-71: Dan Feeney, OL (Indiana)
  • 4-113: Rayshawn Jenkins, S (Miami)
  • 5-151: Desmond King, DB (Iowa)
  • 6-190: Sam Tevi, T (Utah)
  • 7-225: Isaac Rochell, DT (Notre Dame)

Los Angeles Rams: 😒🍞💧

  • 2-44: Gerald Everett, TE (South Alabama)
  • 3-69: Cooper Kupp, WR (Eastern Washington)
  • 3-91: John Johnson, S (Boston College)
  • 4-117: Josh Reynolds, WR (Texas A&M)
  • 4-125: Samson Ebukam, LB (Eastern Washington)
  • 6-189: Tanzel Smart, DT (Tulane)
  • 6-206: Sam Rogers, FB (Virginia Tech)
  • 7-234: Ejuan Price, DE (Pitt)

Miami Dolphins: 😑⏳👌

  • 1-22: Charles Harris, DE (Missouri)
  • 2-54: Raekwon McMillan, LB (Ohio State)
  • 3-97: Cordrea Tankersley, CB (Clemson)
  • 5-164: Isaac Asiata, OL (Utah)
  • 5-178: Davon Godchaux, DT (LSU)
  • 6-194: Vincent Taylor, DT (Oklahoma State)
  • 7-237: Isaiah Ford, WR (Virginia Tech)

Minnesota Vikings: 🕖🕢👍

  • 1-22: Charles Harris, DE (Missouri)
  • 2-54: Raekwon McMillan, LB (Ohio State)
  • 3-97: Cordrea Tankersley, CB (Clemson)
  • 5-164: Isaac Asiata, OL (Utah)
  • 5-178: Davon Godchaux, DT (LSU)
  • 6-194: Vincent Taylor, DT (Oklahoma State)
  • 7-237: Isaiah Ford, WR (Virginia Tech)

New England Patriots: ↔😴🏆

  • 3-83: Derek Rivers, DE (Youngstown State)
  • 3-85: Antonio Garcia, OL (Troy)
  • 4-131: Deatrich Wise, DL (Arkansas)
  • 6-211: Conor McDermott, T (UCLA)

New Orleans Saints: ⬇💰🔫

  • 1-11: Marshon Lattimore, CB (Ohio State)
  • 1-32: Ryan Ramczyk, T (Wisconsin)
  • 2-42: Marcus Williams, S (Utah)
  • 3-67: Alvin Kamara, RB (Tennessee)
  • 3-76: Alex Anzalone, LB (Florida)
  • 3-103: Trey Hendrickson, DE (Florida Atlantic)
  • 6-196: Al-Quadin Muhammad, DE (Miami)

New York Giants: 🐆❔😑

  • 1-23: Evan Engram, TE (Mississippi)
  • 2-55: Dalvin Tomlinson, DT (Alabama)
  • 3-87: Davis Webb, QB (California)
  • 4-140: Wayne Gallman, RB (Clemson)
  • 5-167: Avery Moss, DE (Youngstown State)
  • 6-200: Adam Bisnowaty, T (Pittsburgh)

New York Jets: 💪🙌📵

  • 1-6: Jamal Adams, S (LSU)
  • 2-39: Marcus Maye, S (Florida)
  • 3-79: ArDarius Stewart, WR (Alabama)
  • 4-141: Chad Hansen, WR (California)
  • 5-150: Jordan Leggett, TE (Clemson)
  • 5-181: Dylan Donahue, LB (West Georgia)
  • 6-188: Elijah McGuire, RB (Louisiana-Lafayette).
  • 6-197: Jeremy Clark, CB (Michigan)
  • 6-204: Derrick Jones, CB (Mississippi)

Oakland Raiders: 🎰⬆📰

  • 1-24: Gareon Conley, CB (Ohio State)
  • 2-56: Obi Melifonwu, S (UConn)
  • 3-88: Eddie Vanderdoes, DT (UCLA)
  • 4-129: David Sharpe, OL (Florida)
  • 5-168: Marquel Lee, LB (Wake Forest)
  • 7-221: Shalom Luani, DB (Washington St)
  • 7-231: Jylan Ware, T (Alabama State)
  • 7-242: Elijah Hood, RB (North Carolina)
  • 7-244: Treyvon Hester, DT (Toledo)

Philadelphia Eagles: 🏥😮🔮

  • 1-14: Derek Barnett, DE (Tennessee)
  • 2-43: Sidney Jones, CB (Washington)
  • 3-99: Rasul Douglas, CB (West Virginia)
  • 4-118: Mack Hollins, WR (North Carolina)
  • 4-132: Donnel Pumphrey, RB (San Diego State)
  • 5-166: Shelton Gibson, WR (West Virginia)
  • 5-184: Nathan Gerry, S (Nebraska)
  • 6-214: Elijah Qualls, DT (Washington)

Pittsburgh Steelers: 🙌👏🏈

  • 1-30: T.J. Watt, LB (Wisconsin)
  • 2-62: JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR (USC)
  • 3-94: Cameron Sutton, CB (Tennessee)
  • 3-105: James Conner, RB (Pittsburgh)
  • 4-135: Joshua Dobbs, QB (Tennessee)
  • 5-173: Brian Allen, CB (Utah)
  • 6-213: Colin Holba, LS (Louisville)
  • 7-248: Keion Adams, OLB (Western Michigan)

San Francisco 49ers: 🔌😎🎓

  • 1-3: Solomon Thomas, DL (Stanford)
  • 1-31: Reuben Foster, LB (Alabama)
  • 3-66: Ahkello Witherspoon, CB (Colorado)
  • 3-104: C.J. Beathard, QB (Iowa)
  • 4-121: Joe Williams, RB (Utah)
  • 5-146: George Kittle, TE (Iowa)
  • 5-177: Trent Taylor, WR (Louisiana Tech)
  • 6-198: D.J. Jones, DT (Ole Miss)
  • 6-202: Pita Taumoepenu, DE (Utah)
  • 7-229: Adrian Colbert, CB (Miami)

Seattle Seahawks: 🔙👹↘

  • 2-35: Malik McDowell, DT (Michigan State)
  • 2-58: Ethan Pocic, OL (LSU)
  • 3-90: Shaquill Griffin, CB (UCF)
  • 3-95: Delano Hill, S (Michigan)
  • 3-102: Nazair Jones, DL (North Carolina)
  • 3-106: Amara Darboh, WR (Michigan)
  • 4-111: Tedric Thompson, S (Colorado)
  • 6-187: Mike Tyson, S (Cincinnati)
  • 6-210: Justin Senior, T (Mississippi State)
  • 7-226: David Moore, WR (East Central Oklahoma)
  • 7-249: Chris Carson, RB (Oklahoma)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 🔫🔪🔋

  • 1-19: O.J. Howard, TE (Alabama)
  • 2-50: Justin Evans, S (Texas A&M)
  • 3-84: Chris Godwin, WR (Penn State)
  • 3-107: Kendell Beckwith, LB (LSU)
  • 5-162: Jeremy McNichols, RB (Boise State)
  • 7-223: Steve Tu’ikolovatu, DT (USC)

Tennessee Titans: 💅💲🔑

  • 1-5: Corey Davis, WR (Western Michigan)
  • 1-18: Adoree’ Jackson, CB (USC)
  • 3-72: Taywan Taylor, WR (W Kentucky)
  • 3-100: Jonnu Smith, TE (FIU)
  • 5-155: Jayon Brown, LB (UCLA)
  • 6-217: Corey Levin, OL (Chattanooga)
  • 7-227: Josh Carraway, LB (TCU)
  • 7-236: Brad Seaton, OT (Villanova)
  • 7-241: Khalfani Muhammad, RB (Cal)

Washington Redskins: 🔥✅♿

  • 1-17: Jonathan Allen, DL (Alabama)
  • 2-49: Ryan Anderson, LB (Alabama)
  • 3-81: Fabian Moreau, CB (UCLA)
  • 4-114: Samaje Perine, RB (Oklahoma)
  • 4-123: Montae Nicholson, S (Michigan St)
  • 5-154: Jeremy Sprinkle, TE (Arkansas)
  • 6-199: Chase Roullier, C (Wyoming)
  • 6-209: Robert Davis, WR (Georgia State)
  • 7-230: Josh Harvey-Clemons, S (Louisville)
  • 7-235: Joshua Holsey, S (Auburn)
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